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Coots Over the Hill Gifts

Introducing the hilarious Coots collection. These figurines and bobble heads make the perfect Over the Hill gift for any Old Coot.

The truth revealed about the once thought to be mythical North American Coot:

Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Be sure to also see our collection of Little Old Biddys .


  
Coots Bath Coot Figurine
Item #wes-12774
Reg. Price: $19.99
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Coots PHD Patiently Heading Downhill Doctor Figurine
Item #wes-12771
Reg. Price: $18.99
Sale Price: $12.79
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Coots Hangover Figurine
Item #wes-12757
Reg. Price: $22.99
Sale Price: $12.39
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Coots Happy Birthday Wine Glass
Item #wes-12686
Reg. Price: $16.99
Sale Price: $8.99
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Coots Party Pooper Martini Glass
Item #wes-12689
Reg. Price: $16.99
Sale Price: $6.99
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Coots Coolest Grandpa Figurine
Item #wes-12772
Reg. Price: $18.99
Sale Price: $17.09
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Coots Retirement Retirement Figurine
Item #wes-12773
Reg. Price: $18.99
Sale Price: $17.09
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Coots Boy Toy Bobble Figurine
Item #wes-12775
Reg. Price: $18.99
Sale Price: $17.09
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Coots He's Gotta Nightstick Police Officer Bobble Figurine
Item #wes-12769
Reg. Price: $18.99
Sale Price: $16.99
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Coots Wine Improves with Age Figurine
Item #wes-12762
Reg. Price: $18.99
Sale Price: $17.09
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Coots Aging Ain't for Sissies Figurine
Item #wes-12764
Reg. Price: $18.99
Sale Price: $17.09
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Coots Middle Age Figurine
Item #wes-12761
Reg. Price: $18.99
Sale Price: $17.09
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Coots Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension Figurine
Item #wes-12758
Reg. Price: $25.99
Sale Price: $23.39
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Coots Another Senior Moment Figurine
Item #wes-12692
Reg. Price: $18.99
Sale Price: $12.79
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Coots Booty Pirate Figurine
Item #wes-12682
Reg. Price: $17.99
Sale Price: $5.75
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Coots I'm Vintage Figurine
Item #wes-12683
Reg. Price: $18.99
Sale Price: $17.09
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Coots Magnificent Bobble Figurine
Item #wes-12655
Reg. Price: $18.99
Sale Price: $17.09
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Coots Skateboarder Figurine
Item #wes-12678
Reg. Price: $18.99
Sale Price: $15.99
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Coots Motorcycle Rocker Animated Musical Figurine
Item #wes-12663
Reg. Price: $32.99
Sale Price: $29.69
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