Introducing the hilarious Coots collection. These figurines and bobble heads make the perfect Over the Hill gift for any Old Coot.
The truth revealed about the once thought to be mythical North American Coot:
Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.
Be sure to also see our collection of Little Old Biddys .